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Santa Claus Crashes Brendan and Jake 12 Annual Acoustic Holiday Show

Posted onDecember 9, 2014Leave a comment

By The Candy Jedi On Friday, December 12th, a large man dressed in a red suit attempted to crash the Brendan and Jake Holiday show at the Park West in Chicago. The impostor arrived at the venue just after the concert began, smelling of eggnog and slurring his words. Read More …

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Jake Disgusted by Team’s Choice for Photoshoot

Posted onDecember 3, 2014Leave a comment

by Maomew Human Upset that he did not have much choice in the matter, reports have now surfaced that Jake Cinninger was extremely unhappy with his bandmate’s fashion choices for their Death By Stereo stockphoto shoot. Our source states that Jake had originally thought that the Read More …

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