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Month: December 2014

Jake and Brendan Change Pace with First ‘All Electric Christmas’ Performance

Posted onDecember 12, 2014Leave a comment

by Maomew Human Jake Cinninger and Brendan Bayliss of Umphrey’s McGee surprised a Chicago audience this week when their annual “Acoustic Christmas” charity concert abruptly changed motifs and turned into a dual guitar shredfest. Fans who entered the Park West expecting to hear a combination of Christmas Read More …

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Bears to Replace Cutler with Bayliss for Monday Night Football

Posted onDecember 12, 2014January 7, 2019

by Maomew Human photo by Der Bluten Mat Stating that they have pretty much nothing left to lose, the Chicago Bears have decided to bring up Brendan Bayliss, guitarist from local legends Umphrey’s McGee, to play quarterback on Monday night. This move required the Bears Read More …

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Joel and Kris Form New Side Project: Analog Record Player

Posted onDecember 10, 2014January 2, 2019Leave a comment

by The Candy Jedi After many discussions with all parties involved, keyboardist Joel Cummins and drummer Kris Myers have decided to leave the group Digital Tape Machine in order to pursue a new project called Analog Record Player. The duo states the decision to split from DTM was Read More …

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Santa Claus Crashes Brendan and Jake 12 Annual Acoustic Holiday Show

Posted onDecember 9, 2014Leave a comment

By The Candy Jedi On Friday, December 12th, a large man dressed in a red suit attempted to crash the Brendan and Jake Holiday show at the Park West in Chicago. The impostor arrived at the venue just after the concert began, smelling of eggnog and slurring his words. Read More …

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Jake Disgusted by Team’s Choice for Photoshoot

Posted onDecember 3, 2014Leave a comment

by Maomew Human Upset that he did not have much choice in the matter, reports have now surfaced that Jake Cinninger was extremely unhappy with his bandmate’s fashion choices for their Death By Stereo stockphoto shoot. Our source states that Jake had originally thought that the Read More …

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