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Umphrey’s Purposefully Not Playing Song For You

Posted onSeptember 5, 2015February 12, 2018

By Maomew Human Umphrey’s McGee, fully aware that you will be attending their performance at the upcoming Lockn’ Music Festival in Arrington, Virginia, continue to do everything within their power to avoid playing that song that you’ve been chasing for the past several tours. No Read More …

CategoriesCrushing Dreams, News

Umphrey’s McGee, Heavily Influenced By Taylor Swift, To Pull Music from All Streaming Services

Posted onAugust 12, 2015September 3, 2018

By Maomew Human Photography by Wappy Spray-fairy Following musical trendsetters Taylor Swift and Neil Young, Umphrey’s McGee has decided to pull all of their music from internet streaming services and digital retail outlets. As of this upcoming Monday morning, albums Greatest Hits Volume Three through Read More …

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Ann Coulter An Umphreak

Posted onJune 12, 2015March 30, 2023

By Maomew Human Images manipulated by B-rad PALM BEACH, FL – In a well publicized interview that will air this weekend, hate-speech-artist and conservative pundit Ann Coulter spoke at great lengths regarding her well known love of The Grateful Dead. The commentator answered several questions Read More …

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Stasik Wins a Kid’s Choice Award, Tragedy Strikes

Posted onApril 8, 2015September 3, 2018

By The Candy Jedi Photo manipulated by Aunt Wally   Unbeknownst to many, Ryan Stasik of Umphrey’s McGee was awarded one Nickelodeon‘s orange blimp Kid’s Choice Awards on March 28th, 2015. The nomination initially came as a shock to the bass player, “I didn’t even know kids Read More …

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Umphrey’s to Release “The Seattle Session”

Posted onApril 8, 2015January 2, 2019

By MaoMew Human Photo Manipulated by Birdman Fancy Sauce Umphrey’s McGee appears to be addicted to spur-of-the-moment album releases, announcing the recording and upcoming release of a second “secret” album. The Seattle Session, as the disc is to be called, was recorded in Robert Lang Recording Studios Read More …

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Umphrey’s Joins Katy Perry for Superbowl Halftime Show

Posted onJanuary 29, 2015January 8, 2018

Written by Maomew Human Photo created by Wappy Spray-fairy Progjam band Umphrey’s McGee has stunned fans by announcing they will be joining superstars Katy Perry and Lenny Kravitz as the performing/backing band at next weekend’s halftime show. The performance, to be played before an audience of Read More …

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Nothing Too Fancy Everyday Ale Project Started as Wine

Posted onJanuary 29, 2015

Written by Space Chonga Umphrey’s McGee has just announced plans for their very own custom beer to be released this summer. The beer will be called Nothing Too Fancy Everyday Ale and will be brewed by Rock Brothers Brewing. But many questions still remain: will Stasik ever switch from drinking Budweiser? Read More …

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LOCAL BAND’S BIG ANNOUNCEMENT

Posted onJanuary 29, 2015

Written by The Candy Jedi There is a BIG announcement about to drop regarding Umphrey’s McGee that is guaranteed to bring a lot of attention to this Midwest band. Only a select group of people have been let in on this special news in advance, Read More …

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Umphrey’s Shelves Fan Favorite

Posted onJanuary 6, 2015

by The Candy Jedi “Front Porch” is an Umphrey’s McGee song that seems to have fallen by the wayside in the past five years despite the high demand from fans across the country. The band only busts out this rarity on special occasions, usually to fill unexpected gaps Read More …

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Headphones and Snowcones, UMLive Unveil Surgical Option Available Now

Posted onJanuary 6, 2015Leave a comment

by Maomew Human Umphrey’s has always pandered to the audiophiles among its fan base, recently finding success with their “Headphones and Snowcones” initiative which allows fans direct-wireless-connection to the soundboard, indulging in crystal clean audio the entire show. This program has been welcomed by many Read More …

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