These Are the Days of the Blurred Reunion
By Maomew Human Photography by Wappy Spray-fairy Following musical trendsetters Taylor Swift and Neil Young, Umphrey’s McGee has decided to pull all of their music from internet streaming services and digital retail outlets. As of this upcoming Monday morning, albums Greatest Hits Volume Three through Read More …
By Maomew Human Images manipulated by B-rad PALM BEACH, FL – In a well publicized interview that will air this weekend, hate-speech-artist and conservative pundit Ann Coulter spoke at great lengths regarding her well known love of The Grateful Dead. The commentator answered several questions Read More …
Written by Bow E. Tie Images manipulated by Wappy Spray-fairy Ozark, AR – Umphrey’s McGee management confirmed today that the jam band would begin performing in full, Hollywood-quality zombie getups for selected music festival appearances. The tactic is a response to fans’ indifference to their Read More …
By The Candy Jedi Females have always had a hard time enjoying Umphrey’s McGee, that is until the band decided to reinvent themselves to appeal to a female audience. “We got really sick of only seeing dudes at our shows,” shared frontman Brendan Bayliss. “We Read More …
By The Candy Jedi Photo manipulated by Aunt Wally Unbeknownst to many, Ryan Stasik of Umphrey’s McGee was awarded one Nickelodeon‘s orange blimp Kid’s Choice Awards on March 28th, 2015. The nomination initially came as a shock to the bass player, “I didn’t even know kids Read More …
By The Candy Jedi Photo Manipulated by Birdman Fancy Sauce Alex Trebek, long time host of the game show Jeopardy, has finally come forward to admit he is in fact an Umphreak. Speculation began to rise after Umphrey’s McGee was refrenced on a the game show episode which aired on February 23rd, 2015. The Read More …
By the Candy Jedi Image manipulated by Der Blutten Mat Bassist Ryan Stasik of Umphrey’s McGee caused quite a scene at the 57th Annual GRAMMY Awards on February 8th in Los Angeles, California. The artist was nominated for Best Bass Performance for his musical contribution to Read More …
Written by Space Chonga Umphrey’s McGee has just announced plans for their very own custom beer to be released this summer. The beer will be called Nothing Too Fancy Everyday Ale and will be brewed by Rock Brothers Brewing. But many questions still remain: will Stasik ever switch from drinking Budweiser? Read More …
Written by Bow. E. Tie Speaking between squeals of joy fueled by a bong rip of a particularly heady sativa, local Umphreak Vinnie Bridges outlined his estimation of what Joel Cummins, lead keyboardist and fourth vocalist of ImprogressiveRockSpaceJAMBoot Band Umphrey’s McGee, was alluding to when he Read More …
Written by The Candy Jedi There is a BIG announcement about to drop regarding Umphrey’s McGee that is guaranteed to bring a lot of attention to this Midwest band. Only a select group of people have been let in on this special news in advance, Read More …