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Umphrey’s Joins Katy Perry for Superbowl Halftime Show

Posted onJanuary 29, 2015January 8, 2018

Written by Maomew Human Photo created by Wappy Spray-fairy Progjam band Umphrey’s McGee has stunned fans by announcing they will be joining superstars Katy Perry and Lenny Kravitz as the performing/backing band at next weekend’s halftime show. The performance, to be played before an audience of Read More …

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Nothing Too Fancy Everyday Ale Project Started as Wine

Posted onJanuary 29, 2015

Written by Space Chonga Umphrey’s McGee has just announced plans for their very own custom beer to be released this summer. The beer will be called Nothing Too Fancy Everyday Ale and will be brewed by Rock Brothers Brewing. But many questions still remain: will Stasik ever switch from drinking Budweiser? Read More …

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Umphreaks Elated After Non-announcement from 5th-Most-Important Member of the Band

Posted onJanuary 29, 2015

 Written by Bow. E. Tie Speaking between squeals of joy fueled by a bong rip of a particularly heady sativa, local Umphreak Vinnie Bridges outlined his estimation of what Joel Cummins, lead keyboardist and fourth vocalist of ImprogressiveRockSpaceJAMBoot Band Umphrey’s McGee, was alluding to when he Read More …

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LOCAL BAND’S BIG ANNOUNCEMENT

Posted onJanuary 29, 2015

Written by The Candy Jedi There is a BIG announcement about to drop regarding Umphrey’s McGee that is guaranteed to bring a lot of attention to this Midwest band. Only a select group of people have been let in on this special news in advance, Read More …

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Umphrey’s Shelves Fan Favorite

Posted onJanuary 6, 2015

by The Candy Jedi “Front Porch” is an Umphrey’s McGee song that seems to have fallen by the wayside in the past five years despite the high demand from fans across the country. The band only busts out this rarity on special occasions, usually to fill unexpected gaps Read More …

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Myers Taking a Night Off

Posted onJanuary 6, 2015

by Humphreys Tin and Maomew Human Photo by Skrimm If you have ever been to an Umphrey’s concert, you have probably heard f Brendan Bayliss introduce drummer Kris Myers as the “hardest working man in the business”. If you have been able to look past the Read More …

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Headphones and Snowcones, UMLive Unveil Surgical Option Available Now

Posted onJanuary 6, 2015Leave a comment

by Maomew Human Umphrey’s has always pandered to the audiophiles among its fan base, recently finding success with their “Headphones and Snowcones” initiative which allows fans direct-wireless-connection to the soundboard, indulging in crystal clean audio the entire show. This program has been welcomed by many Read More …

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Jake and Brendan Change Pace with First ‘All Electric Christmas’ Performance

Posted onDecember 12, 2014Leave a comment

by Maomew Human Jake Cinninger and Brendan Bayliss of Umphrey’s McGee surprised a Chicago audience this week when their annual “Acoustic Christmas” charity concert abruptly changed motifs and turned into a dual guitar shredfest. Fans who entered the Park West expecting to hear a combination of Christmas Read More …

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Bears to Replace Cutler with Bayliss for Monday Night Football

Posted onDecember 12, 2014January 7, 2019

by Maomew Human photo by Der Bluten Mat Stating that they have pretty much nothing left to lose, the Chicago Bears have decided to bring up Brendan Bayliss, guitarist from local legends Umphrey’s McGee, to play quarterback on Monday night. This move required the Bears Read More …

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Joel and Kris Form New Side Project: Analog Record Player

Posted onDecember 10, 2014January 2, 2019Leave a comment

by The Candy Jedi After many discussions with all parties involved, keyboardist Joel Cummins and drummer Kris Myers have decided to leave the group Digital Tape Machine in order to pursue a new project called Analog Record Player. The duo states the decision to split from DTM was Read More …

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